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Published in Greener Pastures Magazine

·Jan 30

Jammin’ to the Last January Jams in ‘Jams

Magic Monday: Celebrating our Favorite Pieces of Satire (Week of 22 Jan. 2023) — Infertility BINGO by Saba Khonsari (Belladonna Comedy)

Satire

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Jammin’ to the Last January Jams in ‘Jams
Jammin’ to the Last January Jams in ‘Jams
Satire

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Published in Greener Pastures Magazine

·Jan 2

New Year, New (Funny) Bones to Pick

Be Right Back — Checking Our Email —

Satire

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New Year, New (Funny) Bones to Pick
New Year, New (Funny) Bones to Pick
Satire

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GIF by Stefanie Shank

New Year, New (Funny) Bones to Pick

Be Right Back — Checking Our Email

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Published in Greener Pastures Magazine

·Dec 16, 2022

A Year in Review for Greener Pastures

Winter Reading Break (16 Dec. 2022–1 Jan. 2023) — From creating the Greener Pastures Variety Hour in Brooklyn, NY, to celebrating our TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY, we’ve had an eventual year, and we wanted to share with you our most read pieces and top highlights! Creative Milestones Outside of Satire and GP Amy got accepted into St. Nell’s Humor Writing Residency for Ladies. Sara got accepted into…

Satire

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A Year in Review for Greener Pastures
A Year in Review for Greener Pastures
Satire

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Published in Greener Pastures Magazine

·Dec 12, 2022

It’s Beginning to Look A Lot Like Laughter

Magic Monday: Celebrating our Favorite Pieces of Satire (Week of 4 Dec. 2022) — It’s A Wonderful Life, if the Minimum Wage Was Raised Alongside Inflation By our very own Amy Currul! (McSweeney’s) CLARENCE: George, your money problems are a result of corporate interests stifling the economic mobility of the working class so that you cannot take power away from them. GEORGE: Are you drunk? CLARENCE: Only a little.

Satire

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It’s Beginning to Look A Lot Like Laughter
It’s Beginning to Look A Lot Like Laughter
Satire

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Published in Greener Pastures Magazine

·Dec 2, 2022

Our Last Variety Hour of 2022!

Hope to see you there —

Satire

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Our Last Variety Hour of 2022!
Our Last Variety Hour of 2022!
Satire

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Illustration by Cassie Soliday, text and lineup by Amy Currul

Our Last Variety Hour of 2022!

Hope to see you there

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Published in Greener Pastures Magazine

·Nov 23, 2022

We’re Thankful to Laugh With Friends Like You!

Thanksgiving Reading Break — While we take a short break to spend time with our loved ones, we want to thank you, our readers/writers/fans, for taking time out of our days to giggle with us. See you next week! UPDATES — Our last Variety Hour of 2022 will happen on December 3rd — Dr. Folklore…

Satire

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We’re Thankful to Laugh With Friends Like You!
We’re Thankful to Laugh With Friends Like You!
Satire

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Humor

We’re Thankful to Laugh With Friends Like You!

Thanksgiving Reading Break

GIF by Dante Fabiero

While we take a short break to spend time with our loved ones, we want to thank you, our readers/writers/fans, for taking time out of our days to giggle with us. See you next week!

UPDATES

— Our last Variety Hour of 2022 will happen on December 3rd

— Dr. Folklore…

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Published in Greener Pastures Magazine

·Nov 21, 2022

Stuffing Our Faces With Giggles Before Turkey and Gravy

Magic Monday: Celebrating Our Favorite Pieces of Satire (Week of Nov. 13) — “Uno, Dos, Tres, Catorce”: Unpublished Excerpts From Bono’s Memoir by Parker Tarun (McSweeney’s) “It’s funny — no, really, it is — you can sing, ‘Every artist is a cannibal, every poet is a thief / All kill their inspiration and sing about their grief,’ a thousand times, and nobody bats an eye. But the second you sing, ‘Uno, dos…

Satire

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Stuffing Our Faces With Giggles Before Turkey and Gravy
Stuffing Our Faces With Giggles Before Turkey and Gravy
Satire

2 min read


Published in Greener Pastures Magazine

·Nov 14, 2022

Waking Up With Laughs After the Last Daylight Savings Time!

Magic Monday: Celebrating Our Favorite Satire Pieces (Week of Nov. 6) — Ballot Boxers By Peter Kuper (Weekly Humorist)

Satire

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Waking Up With Laughs After the Last Daylight Savings Time!
Waking Up With Laughs After the Last Daylight Savings Time!
Satire

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Published in Greener Pastures Magazine

·Nov 7, 2022

Friends are Publishing and Aggie’s Drinking Her First Puppuccino!

Magic Monday: Celebrating Our Favorite Satire Pieces (Week of Oct. 30th) — Real World Horror Story: You’re Turning Forty-Five by our very own Susan Sassi (Slackjaw) “THE WEREWOLF It’s a dark and stormy night. Susan sits at home alone and can’t find anything on TV. Outside the window, the clouds part, revealing the full moon. Susan’s eyes widen and her pupils dilate. The nails on her fingers grow into…

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Friends are Publishing and Aggie’s Drinking Her First Puppuccino!
Friends are Publishing and Aggie’s Drinking Her First Puppuccino!

2 min read


Published in Greener Pastures Magazine

·Nov 3, 2022

New Show November!

Come see our next Variety Hour TODAY —

Satire

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New Show November!
New Show November!
Satire

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Illustration by Cassie Soliday, edit by Amy Currul

New Show November!

Come see our next Variety Hour TODAY

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Kegan Witzki

Kegan Witzki

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Actor. Writer. Creator. Assistant to Dr. Folklore. https://linktr.ee/keganwitzki

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