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Greener Pastures Magazine

·Nov 22

Gobble Break!

Give Someone A Hug/Wave (whatever’s in your comfort zone) — We’re all taking some time off to be in-person with friends and family this week, mainly to avoid the anxiety of either missing out on juicy gossip or knowing that everyone will talk about you if you don’t show up. This year has made our core team even closer, and…

Humor

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Gobble Break!
Gobble Break!
Humor

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Greener Pastures Magazine

·Sep 27

Our Medium Day Debut Is On YouTube!

(Resisting the Urge to Rewatch and Count Filler Words) — If you missed watching our Medium Day session, no worries — we not only have our time up, but EVERYONE’S discussions up! And if you were able to make it, now you can relive the memories! A “Win-Win-Win” scenario🎉! CLICK HERE to (re)watch our time slot, and then peruse among…

Satire

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Our Medium Day Debut Is On YouTube!
Our Medium Day Debut Is On YouTube!
Satire

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Greener Pastures Magazine

·Updated Sep 26

Looking For Editors!

Click The Link And Submit — Hi Friends! It’s been a little sporadic on our end these past few weeks, and we thank you so much for sticking with us. Because we’ve all been navigating different new areas in our lives, we’re excited to announce that we’re looking to add in a few new editors to…

Submission

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Looking For Editors!
Looking For Editors!
Submission

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Greener Pastures Magazine

·Sep 6

Calling In A Sick Week

Will be back next Monday — If you’ve been wondering why we’ve been quiet for the past two days, it’s because we’re all sick (except for one of us who’s on a well-deserved holiday), and this is the first time I’ve had the energy to type. In light of this, we’re gonna be on break until…

Satire

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Calling In A Sick Week
Calling In A Sick Week
Satire

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Greener Pastures Magazine

·Aug 16

It’s Our 3-Year Anniversary!

We (Including Aggie) Couldn’t Be More Grateful to You — Greener Pastures started as a means for us to share our rejected pieces and unique points of view while we were learning more about navigating online satire during COVID, and then it transformed into a way for us to help elevate other peoples comedic styles. We literally wouldn’t have been…

Satire

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It’s Our 3-Year Anniversary!
It’s Our 3-Year Anniversary!
Satire

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Greener Pastures Magazine

·Aug 14

✅ Successful First Medium Day!

Thank You to Everyone Who Came Out — Means A Lot! — I was terrified going into our live “Real Time Satire Feedback” session, especially since a lot of us on our end have been going through a combination of work conflicts and personal issues this past week (myself included). However, seeing the about 40 people (!) who showed up to our…

Satire

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✅ Successful First Medium Day!
✅ Successful First Medium Day!
Satire

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Greener Pastures Magazine

·Aug 7

Medium Day Madness THIS SATURDAY!

See You Soon! — Don’t forget to register for Medium Day and to check out our talk this Saturday at 6:30 PM EST! There’s still time for you to submit a piece to us that could be considered for FREE LIVE FEEDBACK! CLICK HERE TO REGISTER

Medium Day

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Medium Day Madness THIS SATURDAY!
Medium Day Madness THIS SATURDAY!
Medium Day

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Greener Pastures Magazine

·Jul 31

We’re Back! Wait… WHAT HAPPENED WHILE WE WERE GONE!?

Seeking Medium Day Submissions written by YOU — We just got settled in after our two week break and… what in the world is going on out here!? Climate Crisis, SAG-AFTRA joining the WGA strikes, and… where’s the Twitter bird!?!? Aggie’s a bit scared, so we’re gonna turn on the fan and let her chew on some toys…

Satire

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We’re Back! Wait… WHAT HAPPENED WHILE WE WERE GONE!?
We’re Back! Wait… WHAT HAPPENED WHILE WE WERE GONE!?
Satire

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Greener Pastures Magazine

·Jul 17

Summer Reading Break!

See you back on July 31st! — Hi everyone! We’re going to be relaxing with Aggie for two weeks and will come back on the 31st to get back into the swing of things. Please continue to send your submissions to our email and we’ll make sure to get back to you as soon as we’re back.

Satire

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Summer Reading Break!
Summer Reading Break!
Satire

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Greener Pastures Magazine

·Jul 12

SOS HUMANITY LIVE!

Come see the podcast in real-life — I’m extremely proud to announce that I’m performing a live solo show adaptation of my podcast, SOS Humanity: Earth’s Last Distress Signal, at Majestic Repertory Theatre in Las Vegas for SIX WEEKS! Each performance will have completely different material than the last, so you’ll never see the same show twice. …

Satire

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SOS HUMANITY LIVE!
SOS HUMANITY LIVE!
Satire

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Kegan Witzki

Kegan Witzki

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Actor. Writer. Creator. Assistant to Dr. Folklore. https://linktr.ee/keganwitzki

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