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Greener Pastures Magazine

·Sep 6

Calling In A Sick Week

Will be back next Monday —

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Calling In A Sick Week
Calling In A Sick Week
Satire

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Published in

Greener Pastures Magazine

·Aug 16

It’s Our 3-Year Anniversary!

We (Including Aggie) Couldn’t Be More Grateful to… —

Satire

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It’s Our 3-Year Anniversary!
It’s Our 3-Year Anniversary!
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Greener Pastures Magazine

·Aug 14

✅ Successful First Medium Day!

Thank You to Everyone Who Came Out — Means A Lot! — I was terrified going into our live “Real Time Satire Feedback” session, especially since a lot of us on our end have been going through a combination of work conflicts and personal issues this past week (myself included). However, seeing the about 40 people (!) who showed up to our…

Satire

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✅ Successful First Medium Day!
✅ Successful First Medium Day!
Satire

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Greener Pastures Magazine

·Aug 7

Medium Day Madness THIS SATURDAY!

See You Soon! —

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Medium Day Madness THIS SATURDAY!
Medium Day Madness THIS SATURDAY!
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Greener Pastures Magazine

·Jul 31

We’re Back! Wait… WHAT HAPPENED WHILE WE WERE GONE!?

Seeking Medium Day Submissions written by YOU — We just got settled in after our two week break and… what in the world is going on out here!? Climate Crisis, SAG-AFTRA joining the WGA strikes, and… where’s the Twitter bird!?!? Aggie’s a bit scared, so we’re gonna turn on the fan and let her chew on some toys…

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We’re Back! Wait… WHAT HAPPENED WHILE WE WERE GONE!?
We’re Back! Wait… WHAT HAPPENED WHILE WE WERE GONE!?
Satire

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Published in

Greener Pastures Magazine

·Jul 17

Summer Reading Break!

See you back on July 31st! —

Satire

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Summer Reading Break!
Summer Reading Break!
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Published in

Greener Pastures Magazine

·Jul 12

SOS HUMANITY LIVE!

Come see the podcast in real-life —

Satire

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SOS HUMANITY LIVE!
SOS HUMANITY LIVE!
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Greener Pastures Magazine

·Jun 27

Tips on How to Create A Musical-Narrative Sketch-Comedy Podcast

or, The Making of “SOS Humanity: Earth’s Last Distress Signal” — OH, INTRO! I made this thing that took a LONG time to finish (over 3 years, mainly due to moving and life circumstances), and on the recommendation from one of my Greener Pastures Magazine co-editors, Cassie Soliday, I’ve decided to share my tips on how you can suffer less than me when…

Satire

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Tips on How to Create A Musical-Narrative Sketch-Comedy Podcast
Tips on How to Create A Musical-Narrative Sketch-Comedy Podcast
Satire

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Greener Pastures Magazine

·Jun 26

Our Next Guest Is… ELIZABETH PRESTON!

Greener Pastures Podcast and BIG Announcement — Kate Rosow Chrisman is lucky enough to share her recent chat with Elizabeth Preston, a freelance science journalist by day, and a sharp humorist whenever she can find the time. Her humor has appeared in McSweeney’s, Slackjaw, Today’s Parent, The Belladonna, and more. Her 2019 piece “Hello, I’ll Be Your…

Satire

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Our Next Guest Is… ELIZABETH PRESTON!
Our Next Guest Is… ELIZABETH PRESTON!
Satire

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Greener Pastures Magazine

·Jun 22

🎉 We’re a Host on Medium Day! 🎉

Announcement and Content Call — I’m so thrilled to announce that we’ll be one of the hosts for this upcoming Medium Day!!!!!!! It’s an all-day celebration of writers, editors, and publications who put out amazing work, and is a way to appreciate one another as a community. …

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🎉 We’re a Host on Medium Day! 🎉
🎉 We’re a Host on Medium Day! 🎉
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Kegan Witzki

Kegan Witzki

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Actor. Writer. Creator. Assistant to Dr. Folklore. https://linktr.ee/keganwitzki

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