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Origins: The globally famous English lullaby, “Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star,” written in the 1800s by Jane Taylor, and it's 12 variations by Mozart.

Dear Dr. Folklore,

I’ve had a wonderful, long-distance relationship with Earthlings for centuries, and they’re so cute the way they look above their world so high, and…

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I Love My Cancer Surgeon Boyfriend, But I Wish He Did Amateur Improv, Just Like All My Exes

by Miriam Jayaratna (on Belladonna)

He just went to med school for three years, then residency for six, and fellowship for two. It’s hard to respect someone who’s never had to prove himself.

Coloring Books for Actual Children

by James Knapp (on Jump Kick)

There’s a common misconception that they became passé due to dwindling…

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It’s an honor to reach Issue #50, and that next week will mark this column’s ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY! There are no words to express my gratitude towards my family, friends (especially the ones in Greener Pastures Magazine), and to you, the readers. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Here are…

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I’m Mother Nature, And I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Disappointed

by Siena Streiber (on The Belladonna)

“I would ground you, but I simply do not have the energy. No no, not after you’ve sucked me dry of nearly all natural resources, buddy.”

Grandma Spills the Tea All Over the Way Kids Today Talk

by Mary DeVries (on Jane Austen’s Wastebasket)

“No need to worry your grandson hates black women, has fallen…

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Original Story: The Amazonian Mehinaku people believe women’s vaginas used to roam around at night searching for food. One evening, a man woke up to find a vagina eating all his porridge and fish stew, so he branded it with a fiery stick. …

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It’s that time again! Magic Monday, the day the Greener Pastures editorial crew celebrates comedy we’ve found across the web and think is super awesome. Check out these amazing pieces:

First up, a piece by Emily Kling in McSweeneys called ‘Sexy Halloween Costume Ideas for Straight Men.’ There is nothing…