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Greener Pastures Magazine

·4 days ago

Our Next Guest Is… ELI GROBER!

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Satire

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Our Next Guest Is… ELI GROBER!
Our Next Guest Is… ELI GROBER!
Satire

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Greener Pastures Magazine

·May 22

Our Next Guest Is… KATHERINE SHAW!

Greener Pastures Podcast & Magic Monday — Cassie Soliday has an absolutely DELIGHTFUL chat with the very talented and darkly hilarious Katherine Shaw! How perfect for this episode to be released today because she had another piece published through us LAST FRIDAY… wow. Absolutely killin’ it. CLICK HERE to listen! As a side note, I’m so happy…

Satire

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Our Next Guest Is… KATHERINE SHAW!
Our Next Guest Is… KATHERINE SHAW!
Satire

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Greener Pastures Magazine

·May 15

We Write Online Satire Together! Our Mom’s Are Definitely Proud of Us… Right?

Greener Pastures Podcast & Magic Monday — As promised last week, we have our latest podcast episode up, and it’s the one where we collaborate on a humor piece in real-time. Major thanks to Cassie Soliday for editing this one down to a little over ONE HOUR (wow). CLICK HERE to listen! In the meantime, here are…

Satire

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We Write Online Satire Together! Our Mom’s Are Definitely Proud of Us… Right?
We Write Online Satire Together! Our Mom’s Are Definitely Proud of Us… Right?
Satire

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Greener Pastures Magazine

·May 8

Nibble on These Giggle-Filled Treats While We Finish Editing Our Episode

Greener Pastures Podcast, Magic Monday, and Greener Pastures Variety Show (sort of) — We have an amazing editor’s chat on Greener Pastures Podcast where we write a new satire piece together IN REAL TIME! Because we didn’t realize how long we actually talked during the process, we’re still editing that episode, but we’ll make sure another one comes out next Monday. In the…

Humor

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Nibble on These Giggle-Filled Treats While We Finish Editing Our Episode
Nibble on These Giggle-Filled Treats While We Finish Editing Our Episode
Humor

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Greener Pastures Magazine

·May 1

Our Next Guest is… DEVORAH BLACHOR!

Greener Pastures Podcast, Magic Monday, & Our First Single — CLICK HERE to listen to Kate Rosow Chrisman’s interview with Devorah Blachor on the Greener Pastures Podcast! Devorah is the author of “The Feminist’s Guide to Raising a Little Princess.” Her articles, essays, and humor have also appeared in The New Yorker, The Washington Post, The New York Daily News…

Satire

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Our Next Guest is… DEVORAH BLACHOR!
Our Next Guest is… DEVORAH BLACHOR!
Satire

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Greener Pastures Magazine

·Apr 24

Our Next Guest is… JAN LIONSNEST!

Greener Pastures Podcast & Magic Monday (Week of 15 April 2023) — I had the privilege to speak with Jan Lionsnest, editor of Ye Olde Tyme News, in their first ever podcast interview! CLICK HERE to listen to our chat, and CLICK HERE to read his latest book. In the meantime, here are some funny pieces from this past week to celebrate…

Satire

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Our Next Guest is… JAN LIONSNEST!
Our Next Guest is… JAN LIONSNEST!
Satire

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Greener Pastures Magazine

·Apr 17

Our Next Guest is… EMILY KNAPP!

Greener Pastures Podcast (Season 2, Episode 2) —

Satire

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Our Next Guest is… EMILY KNAPP!
Our Next Guest is… EMILY KNAPP!
Satire

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Published in

Greener Pastures Magazine

·Apr 10

The Easter Bunny Left Aggie Some Funny Eggs and a New Interview!

Magic Monday: Celebrating Our Favorite Pieces of Satire and GP News (Week of 2 April 2023) We’re back from our week away, and we’ve got some fun stuff to share with you! Here are our favorite pieces from outside satire sites from the past week: 23 Ways For A Middle-Aged Polyamorous Woman To Reject Suitors Because “I can’t, I’m married” won’t work.medium.com In Lieu of Hazing, Our Fraternity Will Make You Do Our Taxes Listen up pledges! You should be honored that we've selected you, but you haven't made it in just yet. You wanna be in…www.pointsincase.com

Humor

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The Easter Bunny Left Aggie Some Funny Eggs and a New Interview!
The Easter Bunny Left Aggie Some Funny Eggs and a New Interview!
Humor

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Greener Pastures Magazine

·Apr 3

Greener Pastures Podcast is BACK, and Other News!

No, this is not a belated April Fool’s prank — We are so excited to announce that Greener Pastures Podcast Season 2’s first episode is up now! CLICK HERE to take a listen! While you take a listen, we’re going to be out for the next week, but we’ll put out a content call and take a read at all…

Satire

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Greener Pastures Podcast is BACK, and Other News!
Greener Pastures Podcast is BACK, and Other News!
Satire

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Published in

Greener Pastures Magazine

·Mar 27

Ending March With A Bang!

Magic Monday: Celebrating Our Favorite Pieces of Satire (Week of 19 March 2023) — Movies with Animal Titles Reviewed by Their Titular Animals Anaconda on Anaconda (1997) Dog on Dog (2022) Dog! Good dog! Why so many booms? Dogs don't like booms. Dog is upset by…www.pointsincase.com Romance Novels For Second Amendment Lovers | Weekly Humorist Bobby hardly ever took Betty out anymore. There just didn't seem to be much point. Whenever he did, she was cold and…weeklyhumorist.com

Satire

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Ending March With A Bang!
Ending March With A Bang!
Satire

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Kegan Witzki

Kegan Witzki

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Actor. Writer. Creator. Assistant to Dr. Folklore. https://linktr.ee/keganwitzki

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