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Published in Greener Pastures Magazine

·5 hours ago

Ending March With A Bang!

Magic Monday: Celebrating Our Favorite Pieces of Satire (Week of 19 March 2023) — Movies with Animal Titles Reviewed by Their Titular Animals Anaconda on Anaconda (1997) Dog on Dog (2022) Dog! Good dog! Why so many booms? Dogs don't like booms. Dog is upset by…www.pointsincase.com Romance Novels For Second Amendment Lovers | Weekly Humorist Bobby hardly ever took Betty out anymore. There just didn't seem to be much point. Whenever he did, she was cold and…weeklyhumorist.com

Satire

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Ending March With A Bang!
Ending March With A Bang!
Satire

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Published in Greener Pastures Magazine

·Mar 20

Feelin’ Lucky After Finding These Golden Pieces

Magic Monday: Celebrating Our Favorite Satire Pieces (Week of 12 Mar. 2023) — CLICK THE TITLE OF EACH PIECE TO READ THEM! Will You Risk Your Life to Protect Our Company’s Cybersecurity? by Madeline Goetz and Jack Sentell (Points in Case) Answer the following questions based on real cybersecurity scenarios our employees may encounter: … A wild badger climbs through the break room window and makes a beeline for your unguarded computer. You…

Satire

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Feelin’ Lucky After Finding These Golden Pieces
Feelin’ Lucky After Finding These Golden Pieces
Satire

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Published in Greener Pastures Magazine

·Mar 17

🍀 Aggie’s St. Paddy’s Day Special! 🍀

LOTS of Big Announcements — Hi friends! We’ve got a LOT of updates: First, our next Greener Pastures Variety Hour, hosted by our own Amy Currul, is March 28th at 9:30 PM in Brooklyn, NY. Get your tickets HERE and check out the lineup below!

Satire

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🍀 Aggie’s St. Paddy’s Day Special! 🍀
🍀 Aggie’s St. Paddy’s Day Special! 🍀
Satire

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Published in Greener Pastures Magazine

·Feb 27

Warming Up with a Handful of Laughs!

Magic Monday: Celebrating our Favorite Pieces of Satire (Week of 19 Feb. 2023) — I'll Carry All My Groceries Inside in One Trip, Even If It Kills Me It's only a few bags. One on each shoulder, one on each elbow, two in my left hand, two in my right, and... one more…www.pointsincase.com Call for Submissions: Why Should We Pay You For Your Last Submission Penny for your thoughts.medium.com We At The EPA Assure You This Liquid Is Only A Little Spilled Milk And It's Nothing To Cry Over |… "...A train carrying toxic chemicals derailed in East Palestine, a town of under 5,000 people along the…weeklyhumorist.com

Satire

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Warming Up with a Handful of Laughs!
Warming Up with a Handful of Laughs!
Satire

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Published in Greener Pastures Magazine

·Feb 13

Love, Laughter, and Life is In the Air!

Celebrating our first Variety Hour of 2023 (and… —

Satire

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Love, Laughter, and Life Is In the Air!
Love, Laughter, and Life Is In the Air!
Satire

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Published in Greener Pastures Magazine

·Jan 30

Jammin’ to the Last January Jams in ‘Jams

Magic Monday: Celebrating our Favorite Pieces of Satire (Week of 22 Jan. 2023) — Infertility BINGO by Saba Khonsari (Belladonna Comedy)

Satire

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Jammin’ to the Last January Jams in ‘Jams
Jammin’ to the Last January Jams in ‘Jams
Satire

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Published in Greener Pastures Magazine

·Jan 2

New Year, New (Funny) Bones to Pick

Be Right Back — Checking Our Email —

Satire

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New Year, New (Funny) Bones to Pick
New Year, New (Funny) Bones to Pick
Satire

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Published in Greener Pastures Magazine

·Dec 16, 2022

A Year in Review for Greener Pastures

Winter Reading Break (16 Dec. 2022–1 Jan. 2023) — From creating the Greener Pastures Variety Hour in Brooklyn, NY, to celebrating our TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY, we’ve had an eventual year, and we wanted to share with you our most read pieces and top highlights! Creative Milestones Outside of Satire and GP Amy got accepted into St. Nell’s Humor Writing Residency for Ladies. Sara got accepted into…

Satire

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A Year in Review for Greener Pastures
A Year in Review for Greener Pastures
Satire

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Published in Greener Pastures Magazine

·Dec 12, 2022

It’s Beginning to Look A Lot Like Laughter

Magic Monday: Celebrating our Favorite Pieces of Satire (Week of 4 Dec. 2022) — It’s A Wonderful Life, if the Minimum Wage Was Raised Alongside Inflation By our very own Amy Currul! (McSweeney’s) CLARENCE: George, your money problems are a result of corporate interests stifling the economic mobility of the working class so that you cannot take power away from them. GEORGE: Are you drunk? CLARENCE: Only a little.

Satire

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It’s Beginning to Look A Lot Like Laughter
It’s Beginning to Look A Lot Like Laughter
Satire

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Published in Greener Pastures Magazine

·Dec 2, 2022

Our Last Variety Hour of 2022!

Hope to see you there —

Satire

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Our Last Variety Hour of 2022!
Our Last Variety Hour of 2022!
Satire

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Kegan Witzki

Kegan Witzki

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Actor. Writer. Creator. Assistant to Dr. Folklore. https://linktr.ee/keganwitzki

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